Tuesday night’s episode of The Bachelor was definitely less drama packed than we’ve gotten used to – we’re looking at you, Jen – but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t eventful.
From Simone revealing that she can’t keep her eyes away from Matty’s private parts, to Tara, well, just being Tara.
Twitter, of course, quickly got involved. See the most hilarious tweets of the night below.
I would not be at all surprised if the other girls send Matty home and start competing for who gets to date Tara. #TheBachelorAU
— Bondi Burger (@TheBondiBurger) August 30, 2017
ALL HAIL QUEEN TARA #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Vyo0CF7nDt
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 30, 2017
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Remember, #tvweekLogies don’t win themselves. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/10ZsBayK90
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 30, 2017
"I'mma send her some ballet shoes. Fuck her shit right up" – Simone's mum#TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 30, 2017
Simone: "What are those?"
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 30, 2017
Matty: "Those ballet shoes are a sentimental part of your childhood"
Simone:
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/5UcN7R0LTO
Matty J getting rid of Simone has just reaffirmed what I already knew… he is a potato. #TheBachelorAU
— Kate Withers (@katejwithers) August 30, 2017
So when does Matty J get to put stickers on all his favourite girl parts? Oh… sorry, that would be inappropriate. #thebachelorau
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) August 30, 2017
Who needs context anyway? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/25TLaxtD3m
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 30, 2017
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I just saw someone play pin the tail on the dick on free to air television what a time to be alive #thebachelorau
— kate 🐙🐌 (@hardboiledkate) August 30, 2017
Simone, when Matty J is wearing suit pants #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GBcnRuD0OD
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) August 30, 2017
Florence: I cut my teddy bear to pieces when I was angry. Matty: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G79qU7fdab
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 30, 2017
If Matty ends up with Elise, I will give anyone who likes this tweet $50 cash. #TheBachelorAU
— Ash Williams (@ashwilliams1) August 30, 2017
currently @oshergunsberg #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rILFbigTby
— kaggles (@kagglesss) August 30, 2017
This article was published by the team at marie claire Australia.
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