The Bachelorette Australia: Best Twitter Reactions Episode 5

On last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, Sophie took the world’s sweetest man, Apollo, on his first single date.

They juggled, they danced, and they kissed, while all of us at home swooned over the ridiculously charming magician.

Then Soph invited all of the guys on a group date where they were surprised with four intruders. The boys thought they’d gotten off lightly – that is, until Stu stepped out of the helicopter holding champagne, reminiscing with Soph about meeting in the real world (read: that time he invited her on his luxury yacht), and instantly skyrocketing to first place.

Jarred said “he needs to go” and we’re all seriously worried for Stu’s safety. Someone warn him!

Apollo: exists
Sun: shines
Woodland creatures: gather in awe
Angel choir: four part harmony#BacheloretteAU
— emotional support bird ˚* ❀ 👻🏳️‍🌈 (@r0cketpeach) October 4, 2017

I just want to find a guy who'll pull out my chair and juggle my nipples. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ROpqRm0FDe
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 4, 2017

Idea: put Sam in the helicopter and fly it away from here #BacheloretteAU
— anna spargo-ryan 🍉 (@annaspargoryan) October 4, 2017

SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE, has more kids then a Slytherin dormitory #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/whsiXD2fbh
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 4, 2017

Every time Jarrod speaks I lose a year off my life #BacheloretteAU
— girbloss (@aislina) October 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/capitarno/status/915509833603760129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjennaguillaume%2Fteam-apollo

They're talking about Sophie like she's wifi. "I have a connection", "Did you get a connection?" #BacheloretteAU
— Carla Horton (@CarlaMHorton) October 4, 2017

4 men will leave tonight which unfortunately means we won't lose Sam because he's a toddler #BacheloretteAU
— zero chill gal (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (@baeoflight) October 4, 2017

IVE GOT IT. #bacheloretteAU isn't actually about finding love at all. This season is actually just showing us which men to avoid
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) October 4, 2017

Tomorrow's on the Bachelorette: CSI LoveFern staring Jarrod the Psycho Detective #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Q9cipV1idl
— Nisha7 (@Nisha7) October 4, 2017

Jarrod is one of those guys on Tinder who comes on all strong and then abuses you when you say no thanks #BacheloretteAU
— Lisa Potts (@leaseM_87) October 4, 2017

Jarrod is NOT having this.
Not in the slightest. #bacheloretteAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 4, 2017

Jarrod when he spots Stu brought actual wine & not a bucket of grapes. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eU7Pbf7Jz9
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) October 4, 2017

"I will work my arse off to win. I'll treat it like Donkey Kong"

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU JARROD YOU STALKER. #BacheloretteAU
— J.R. (@Straffo) October 4, 2017

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