Fans of astrology will know that the trajectory of the stars holds special weight in many aspects of life, including sex.
Whether you’re single, or just craving a bit of ‘me time’, there’s nothing better than finding the perfect ‘vibe’ that you can vibe with, if you know what we mean.
However, there are lot of sex toys on the market, offering all different types of stimulation: clit suckers, vibrators, rabbits, g-spot stimulation … what should you choose?
Here, we take all the stress out of your sex toy perusal, by expertly matching the best sex toys for women with your zodiac sign. Let’s just say you’ll be ‘buzzing’ to try them.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
If there’s one thing we know about Aries signs, they love to be number one. As the first sign of the zodiac and a fire sign at that, they will go headfirst towards what they want, even if it involves a challenge.
For this reason, Normal’s ‘Darcy’ g-spot, a-spot and low-key whole body vibe is the ultimate pleasure giver. It has a longer arm for that ‘fullness’ feeling and a bulbed end which focuses on internal ‘O’ spots including the ‘g-spot’. This bulb can also be used externally on the clitoris.
Darcy, $220, Normal
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
As a home-loving earth sign, Taurus signs love to lie back and luxuriate. Whether it’s an ‘everything shower’ or a cosy evening in, it’s all about relaxation and pleasure for these zodiacs.
For this reason, the LBDO Essensual Vibe palm vibrator is the perfect option. The entry-level experience isn’t about testing yourself or getting out of the comfort zone, it’s all about pure unadulterated pleasure delivered through clitoral stimulation.
Able to be used solo or with a partner, it offers six different vibration settings: low, medium high, pulse, wave and tease.
LBDO Essensual Vibe in Stone, $149.95, Adore Beauty
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
There’s a reason they refer to Gemini as the celestial ‘twins’, they have a tendency to experience curiosity in many facets of their life. Gemini signs are not afraid to try out two things at once, and for that reason the powerful Womanizer Duo is the ideal sex toy for them.
This all-in-one dual stimulation toy offers clitoris suction as well as internal stimulation. The bulbed end of the Duo is made to stimulate the g-spot and the device even vibrates to add more internal stimulation.
Womanizer Duo $329, David Jones
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer is represented by the crab, a being that lives in its shell and is able to experience both land and sea. In this way, cancers are empathetic and intuitive, with strong internal guidance and an ability to play alone.
For this reason, an internal stimulator like the VUSH Abbie vibrator is perfect for you. The g-spot device is super powerful, offering 25 mix-and-match settings. While the bulbed end is great for use internally, on the g-spot vaginally or anally, the bulb also doubles for external use on the clitoris if you feel like coming out of your shell.
VUSH Abbie, $90, RY Beauty
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo is a fire sign through and through, passionate, loyal and dramatic. They hold themselves in high esteem and bestow a royal touch with everything they do. They take pride in themselves and their work and lift up those around them.
For this reason, the LELO Enigma Deep Rose is the ideal vibe for you. In purple, the colour of royalty, this dual-stimulation vibrator offers clit suction and a curved internal stimulator. It is designed to offer pleasure internally and externally all at once, which makes this party of one all about you!
LELO Enigma Deep Rose, $289, Adore Beauty
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo is diligent and practical and wants to have things done the right way. If you’re looking for a surefire and reliable person in your life, look for Virgo signs.
Equally so, look to a reliable vibrator, a classic wand style will never lead you astray.
With 10 distinctive speeds and 20 patterns, this rolling, cordless vibration offers a strong hit of pleasure to the senses.
Le Wand Rechargeable Cordless 13.25″ Massager with Flexible Head, $219, Wild Secrets
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra is obsessed with balance, harmony and justice, but true Librans will know that the way to their hearts is symmetry and beauty.
In this way, a sex toy that can offer a balance of clitoral and internal stimulation that looks aesthetic to boot is an ultimate match.
Enter Ochre Touch’s Lux model in Silver Sage, with copper banding and a luxurious ribbed internal stimulator. It’s as much as pleasure to the eyes as it is to the body.
Lux in Silver Sage, $150, Ochre Touch
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio is an emotional water sign that can be complicated and dynamic. Often misunderstood and mysterious, these signs inspire intrigue.
In this way, it might be best to opt for a ‘sexploration’ starter kit for these signs, that can offer a little of everything to cater to their whims. The Lovehoney Wild Weekend set is a great option, offering a rabbit vibrator, g-spot vibrator, vibrating rabbit ears, a butt plug, male stroker, anal beads and more – for alone time or a tryst with a partner.
Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit, $129.95, Lovehoney
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
As a fire sign, Sagittarius zodiacs are always on the hunt for knowledge and new adventure. Often referred to as an ‘arrow’, they’re looking to explore and get to the heart of their life’s journey and even spiritual adventure.
One surefire way to get to the heart of their quest for sexual adventure is the Girls Get Off ‘Tiff’ vibe, which offers clitoral suction and internal stimulation. She’s small but mighty, offering a massive 20 settings to take this world traveller to ‘O’ town.
Tiff, $169, Girls Get Off
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn signs are diligent, organized and they persevere no matter what. This outcome-oriented personality will be a dedicated lover, both to their partner but also when they enjoy me time.
Why not tease the senses with the Vacation Vibes ‘The Tulum’ vibrator, which is designed to mimic external oral stimulation. It will bring you slowly (but surely) to a climax in a devastatingly delightful rhythm.
Vacation Vibes The Tulum Vibrator, $69.95, Adore Beauty
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
While Aquarius is an air sign, it is signified by the ‘water bearer’ hence the ‘aqua’. This sign is innovative, progressive and revolutionary, always looking to the next frontier.
In this way, why not opt for a toy that uses water to tease out your pleasure? The Womanizer X hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head might be the ideal choice, offering powerful and well-placed jets for your enjoyment.
Womanizer X hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head, $179.95, Lovehoney
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
As the final sign in the zodiac, Pisces can tend to be focused more on dreamland than the day-to-day struggles of life. Intuitive, sensitive end empathetic, these signs need something that is going to capture their often divided attention.
One such toy is The Double Entendre, a toy designed to be used both single and partnered, offering a flexible and bendable option that can be used in most dreamy scenarios. With four speeds and six pleasure modes, it will certainly steal the show.
The Double Entendre, $95, Frenchie