Itโs that time of year again, Gwyneth Paltrow and her erratic gift guidance is in full force giving us the gigglesโand potentially some present ideasโjust in time for the holidays.
Of course, Goopโs extensive Christmas gift guide arrived back in November. Not only was it somewhat unattainable to the regular folk, but it was perfectly timed with the silly seasonโs delayed delivery times.
But now, Paltrow is far from finished with her philanthropic efforts by offering gift suggestions for our favourite famous faces.
When it comes to holiday etiquette and hosting, Paltrow is up there with the best. In a new video on the topic, she advised Goop Instagram followers on which gifts to get the plethora of celebrities in your life.
First off the rank was Adele, who Paltrow prescribed some โDTF Pillsโ, which are a supplement to โsupport womenโs sexual desire, arousal and moodโ as per the Goop website. As for whether theyโll work as well as those jade eggs, itโs still open for public opinion.
Next on Paltrowโs naughty or nice list was late night talk show host Stephen Colbert, whom she believes would benefit from Goopโs iconic โThis Smells Like My Orgasmโ Candle.
Paltrow couldnโt help play Saint Nicholas without mentioning what sheโd gift new couple Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. But what does she recommend for them? Well, a three-pronged BDSM toy that oddly resemble Wolverine claws, of course.
And last but not least, the former actress made sure to wrap up a present for Taylor Swift. At first, she considers gifting the musician a red cashmere scarf to replace the one she โlostโ while dating Jake Gyllenhaal, before she ultimately settled on a vibrator.
As for what other gifts are on offer, this yearโs Goop gift guide sees them encouraging fans to spurge on gifts like an AUD $50,000 pastel-hued jungle gym for their childrenโwho are sure to appreciate the luxury purchaseโas well as an AUD $14,000 sled by Chanel, an AUD $6,700 in-person class to learn how to make a pair of Air Jordan sneakers, a subscription to โpsychic schoolโ and our favourite, Oshฤnโs 12-pack of frozen Atlantic salmon, worth AUD $144 and supposedly curated for George Clooney himself.
For those who reside in the Southern Hemisphere, grabbing these Goop items isnโt possible. But thankfully, those down under can still sift through each gift guide on offerโno matter the global locationโover at Goopโs website here.
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