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Our Zodiac Stars Have Changed And We’re Not OK

Here's why there's a lot of unhappy people
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Okay so we don’t mean to alarm you all but NASA just did a thing and went and changed our star signs!

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Cue mic drop.

And as if that wasn’t shocking enough they also added a 13th sign called Ophiuchus. So basically everything you thought you knew was a LIE.

Okay we’re still clearly reeling from this devastating news but seriously, this means that 80% of peoples star signs have changed. Thanks NASA!

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The new signs come after NASA updated the astrological calendar, which hasn’t been updated since their inception 2000 years ago.

Unfortunately over time the sky has shifted due to the earth’s axis changing and no longer points in the same direction that it once did, which means that our former star signs (RIP) don’t match up.

So if you don’t want to have your world changed forever, don’t read on!

Capricorn: Jan 20 – Feb 16

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Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

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Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10

Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16

Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30

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Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23

Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29

Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17

Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20

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We’re not crying you are!

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