Last night, Australia settled in to watch four complete strangers put their trust in matchmaking experts and marry each other without meeting.
Naturally, the premiere of Married At First Sight didn’t disappoint, as we watched resident douchebag Dean marry Tracey. The two are clearly soulmates, as Dean’s type is brunette, slim and tall, and Tracey is, indeed, brunette, slim and tall (nice one, matchmakers.)
But then we met Sarah and Telv, who are 100% relationship goals and TBH we cried a little when Sarah said she will one day be an incredible mother and Telv interrupted to say, “I can make that happen.”
Guys. Seriously, please leave the show right now so your relationship has a chance at surviving.
Below, find the best Twitter reactions of the night.
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An accurate representation of the method used by the experts on #MAFS to match the couples pic.twitter.com/whs6QcxHmR
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) January 29, 2018
Bo-glam, she says?! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lyw9Ea67Da
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) January 29, 2018
Dean is chuffed because Tracey is a brunette, has a “good rig” and is tall but not too tall. You can tell he is really looking for a soul mate… #MAFS
— Abby Stiefel (@mrsstiefel) January 29, 2018
Dean, wearing a sorting hat: "Not blonde, not blonde."
— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) January 29, 2018
Sorting hat: "Not blonde, eh? Are you sure?" #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gDgMBUbjsu
You can already tell that Tracey and Dean are that couple who always end up fighting in the produce section at Woolies #MAFS #9Married
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) January 29, 2018
Imagine your husband referring to you as 'this chick' on your wedding day #MAFS
— Holly Hales (@hollyhales) January 29, 2018
Telv is our new national husband. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/E3xQPjFg89
— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) January 29, 2018
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Lol, Dean's best friend: 'You girls like to party?' #mafs pic.twitter.com/0o2kkPyZVp
— petty cragdale 💮 (@artpunkamor) January 29, 2018
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