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MAFS Recap: Meet The Family Goes Up In Flames

Yikes.

Another week, another set of Married At First Sight problems, right? This week looks set to be a doozy if the Booka/Brett rumours are anything to go by, and I for one am ready for some spice in this show that doesnโ€™t involve gaslighting, thanks!

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Weโ€™re back with all the couples ensconced in their serviced apartments post-ceremony. Everyone is talking about Bryce and Melissa (namely, Bryceโ€™s toxic behaviour) but Bryce and Melissa are just out here thinking theyโ€™re the strongest couple in the experiment and enjoying a set of hoodies.

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Those who hoodie together stay together

Meanwhile, Alana is not doing well after Jasonโ€™s huge reveal that he doesnโ€™t feel their relationship is progressing as it should. She acknowledges that while the other couples seem to be going from strength to strength, theyโ€™re in a bit of a rut.

Jaimie and Chris are also not doing so well. After all their drama at the commitment ceremony and the honeymoon, Chris says heโ€™s had enough of Jaimieโ€™s โ€œliesโ€, saying sheโ€™s telling him one thing off-camera and another on. I feel like all of Australia is demanding justice for Chris at this point.

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This man was done dirty

But he also seemed reallyโ€ฆ fake in this conversation? If anything it felt like HE was putting on a big act for the cameras, trying to position himself as the hard-done-by groom here. Maybe itโ€™s all the toxic dudes on this show this year but I started to feel bad for Jaimie. They were clearly a terrible match. Anyway, Chris marches off โ€“ like, not to another apartment, he vacates the premises entirely.

Jaimieโ€™s like:

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K bye
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Itโ€™s time for the new couples to do that awful game where they rate the other couples, because weโ€™ve seen how well that went down before. Kerrie and Johnny are first, and Kerrie puts Brett in top place, saying she thinks heโ€™s unique and quirky and she loves that vibe. Johnnyโ€™s off it.

But then Kerrie ranks Johnny as number one, so all is well. Next is Georgia and Liam, and things go well โ€“ Liam lines up the other women in Married At First Sight, before putting Georgiaโ€ฆ second. She is not happy.

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Love this for me

He explains that itโ€™s โ€œneck on neckโ€ but sheโ€™s not having it. When she does her line up, she puts Liam first and says thereโ€™s no one else in the experiment sheโ€™d rather be dating. They talk about him putting her second but they donโ€™t really get anywhere with it.

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Then itโ€™s time to check on everyone else. Theyโ€™re off to the โ€œmoviesโ€ to Zoom friends and family, because Covid. I forgot about that annoying little pandemic! Belinda and Patrick are first, and their family are quick to ask if theyโ€™re happy with the wayโ€ฆ their intimacy is progressing? Man, I never, ever want to talk to my parents about my โ€œintimacyโ€. Thank you very much.

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โ€œI love your mum knowing about our sex life, tbhโ€

Basically, the families are shown the commitment ceremonies, so they have some information but not everything. This becomes apparent with the next couple, Melissa and Bryce. AGAIN, Bryce brings up how he put Melissa fourth in the hotness ranking. WHY, BRYCE. WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING THIS.

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Word vomit but make it โ€œI put her fourthโ€
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Bryceโ€™s mum absolutely goes in on him, saying he needs to stop โ€œpuffing around like a roosterโ€ and getting into fights, and pay more attention to his supportive wife. She says she doesnโ€™t know why Melissa is still standing beside him. But at the end of the day, everyone just wants to make sure Bryce and Melissa are actually happy. As always, nothing changes with these two!

Next we are gifted (not) a very alarming โ€œintimateโ€ massage between Patrick and Belinda, where Belinda basically punches him in the back for ten minutes. After that, Liam and Georgia make up after the hotness ranking debacle.

We swerve back to Melissa, who is dressed as an undercover FBI agent.

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Maybe this is a long game to arrest Bryce for being toxic
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She tells Bryce that while sheโ€™ll take her mumโ€™s advice, the decision to stay with him is hers. Heโ€™s all โ€œas long as youโ€™re happy!โ€ and likeโ€ฆ Bryce have you SEEN your wife lately? She is NOT happy.

Next itโ€™s Bec and Jakeโ€™s turn to face the family, but theyโ€™ve had another blow up overnight, apparently over something small but Jakeโ€™s mainly fixated on the fact Bec told him to โ€œshut the f*** upโ€, which he says is super rude. To be honest Iโ€™m like, thatโ€™s not that rude but I also feel if I was Bec Iโ€™d just bloody apologise for swearing? Like just say sorry!

Anyway, they walk in tense and things only get worse, because Becโ€™s mum is totally out for blood โ€“ Jakeโ€™s blood, to be exact โ€“ and wonโ€™t stop until heโ€™s crying in a puddle on the floor, I reckon.

His own mum and sister-in-law try to get a word in but Theresa, Becโ€™s mum, will not stop backing her daughter โ€“ even when itโ€™s pointed out that Bec literally said Jake was โ€œdraining the lifeโ€ out of her.

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The feeling when youโ€™ve still got 5 days to go

Eventually, Jake says theyโ€™re simply not suited and theyโ€™ve tried everything. Bec has to get the last word in, saying sheโ€™s not giving up but apparently he is. Honestly, I usually take the side of the wife in these scenarios but Bec has been so AWFUL to Jake this whole time. Sheโ€™s not a horrible person โ€“ even Jake says so โ€“ but she really hasnโ€™t been great to this guy. Anyway, theyโ€™re clearly done as of Sundayโ€™s commitment ceremony.

Tomorrow night! More awful games that will ruin relationships!

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