Married At First Sight Intimacy Week is always an awkward period of the show, but did 2021’s feel particularly uncomfortable? Maybe it’s because most of these couples have zero chemistry, but it felt like the worst week of TV this year.
From unsexy massages to sucking fingers, the producers really WENT for it. A highlight tonight (lowlight??) would have to be Alana and Jason cupping each other’s genitals as a way toward further intimacy. Oh, and watching people try to fake-laugh. Why is fake laughing a sign of intimacy?
At least we were all in it together, I guess?
First "eye gazing" now "crotch cupping" #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/2gTkvrOdLW
— Ryan Lynch (@BusynessCasual) March 9, 2021
How sex starved do the #MAFS producers think the Australian audience is?! #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sRpJrRN2By
— esmé squalor (@aliceaye) March 9, 2021
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Russell is just sitting there like: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yFzItz7qj5
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 9, 2021
Insert Chrissie Teigen gif…. #mafs pic.twitter.com/bYuIOWSUIy
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 9, 2021
God damn this is awkward #MAFS
— Connor (@CAweir1993) March 9, 2021
Let’s not go through that again, huh? Thankfully, tomorrow night is a dinner party and there’s some sort of altercation between Bryce and Sam. Altercations over awkward eye-gazing, thanks.
This article was published by the team at marie claire Australia.
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