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MAFS Recap: Oh, God

Bryce, come ON.

Itโ€™s time for a Married At First Sight commitment ceremony! Not exactly my favourite moment of the week (lol, thatโ€™s dinner parties) but I was very invested in tonight because I was SURE Booka and Brett would be splitting up. Turns out, I was wrong. But letโ€™s recap first.

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We come back to our previously-favourite couple as they sit down to debrief the night before. Both Booka and Brett seem completely exhausted by the situation, but to his credit Brett gives Booka a heartfelt apology about the letter โ€“ how it hurt her, and also reiterates that he didnโ€™t talk about her in a derogatory fashion, but simply was talking about his experiences with her and Patrick had made assumptions based on that.

Booka seems really defeated though, and also doesnโ€™t acknowledge Brett feeling unseen in their relationship which kinda sucked. I felt like Brett really came to the table at this point and Booka just didnโ€™t meet him there. 

Bryce and Melissa think theyโ€™re going from strength to strength, even though Melissa permanently looks like someones run over her cat:

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Honestly, in what world does this look like a happy woman
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Honestly, how does Bryce not see how unhappy she is? Even if itโ€™s not unhappy about him, sheโ€™s clearly not doing well in this experiment and he should be acknowledging it, not pretending everything is fine.

Everyone heads to the commitment ceremony. Beforehand, Bryce tells Johnny and Jason that heโ€™s going to make some big statement tonight and theyโ€™re like:

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No one is thinking this is a good idea

I donโ€™t like the sound of this. Liam and Georgia are first on the couch and aside from their brief argument over the ranking hotness game, theyโ€™re doing great. Both write stay, as do Kerrie and Johnny who have literally no problems and are just out here having great sex and living the dream.

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Then itโ€™s time for Booka and Brett. Oh man, this was hard to watch. Just look at them:

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MY HEART

They rehash the same stuff to the experts, and John, the wisest of them all, asks Booka if sheโ€™s got feelings for Brett after Brett suggests she might be pushing him away due to a fear of emotions sheโ€™s having. She says she doesnโ€™t know anymore and when John asks her to think about positives in their relationship from when times were good, she canโ€™t bring herself to do it.

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MY HEART, AGAIN
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Brett, however, rattles off some really nice stuff โ€“ how attracted he is to Booka, how he loves having fun with her and how easy it is to be around her. Itโ€™s quite sweet, and itโ€™s clear these two do have feelings underneath all the bullshit going on.

In the end, Booka writes leave because she doesnโ€™t want to โ€˜feel like this anymoreโ€™, while Brett writes stay โ€“ he wants to work on everything and feels leaving now wouldnโ€™t be right.

Then itโ€™s Bec and Jake who are SO happyโ€ฆ. For now. As John says, they seem to crash and then fly over and over, but Jake says theyโ€™ve turned a corner and have been focusing on the positives of late, which has helped. Itโ€™s nice seeing them happy. 

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This is more like it
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After those two itโ€™s Alana and Jason. They talk about how deep their connection has been running lately, and both start crying. I love how these two are such criers, yay for emotions you know? Why keep that stuff bottled up. Mel asks Jason how he feels about Alana, and Jason says he finds it hard to articulate his feelings, but eventually says heโ€™s struggling to imagine the future without her in it. Itโ€™s a really nice moment for them, and again โ€“ all is well, both write stay.

The happiness continues with Patrick and Belinda, who talk about their nude drawing before the experts push Belinda to be specific around what they got up to that wasnโ€™t sex, but was LIKE sex. Itโ€™s a lot of Belinda wanting to be absorbed by the couch cushions from humiliation, but she doesnโ€™t seem to be horrifically embarrassed, just the usual amount of โ€œsomeone making me talk about sex on televisionโ€. Eventually others from the group ask Patrick to be specific and heโ€™s like โ€œI got a handjobโ€.

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It could have gone so bady but it was actually kinda cute

The happiness died forever when Bryce and Melissa hit the couch, though. First, Melissa is asked how sheโ€™s felt this week and she says the experiment has been hard. When Bryce is asked about how this makes him feel, instead of being like โ€œwell I donโ€™t want to hurt Melissaโ€ he turns the entire thing onto Rebecca, saying itโ€™s basically her fault Melissa is having a bad time of it. 

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Also was this matching intentional

I wouldnโ€™t say heโ€™s entirely wrong here โ€“ Bec has been stirring the pot BIG time with them. But she also only said the truth (well, her truth) โ€“ a statement about something Bryce told her in the gym and how it came across flirtatiously. For Bryce to gloss over his involvement and turn this into Bec destroying his relationship is a bit rich.

It gets even worse. Bryceโ€™s big move? To write โ€œleaveโ€, but then cross it out and write โ€œstayโ€. Then show that to the group, the experts, and Melissa. Everyone is perplexed. I think even Bryce is perplexed.

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This was also me watching
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He tells us he did it to protect Melissa from bullying, but as Patrick points out โ€“ Melissa wrote stay, which means they would have to remain in the experiment for another whole week anyway. No one can work out what Bryceโ€™s game was here besides โ€˜humiliate my wife, againโ€™, which I honestly donโ€™t think he was intending to do, and yet thatโ€™s EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. Melissa looks defeated, the whole thing is awful, and once again Bryce has screwed up. 

Anyway, this week theyโ€™re sending the entire group to some retreat which sounds like fireworks galore, to be honest.

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