Married At First Sight: funniest Twitter reactions episode 28

In the words of one astute Twitter user: “I’ve officially changed all evening plans next week, because I’ve been promised the best 4 nights of TV I will ever see.” Married At First Sight season five is about to draw to a close, but not before there’s even more DRAMA.

Last night’s dinner party troubled us deeply, as John and Melissa struggled to envision how their relationship would work IRL, as did Sarah and Telv. Down the other end of the table, Charlene continued to require dear Patrick to man up (cringe) and Team Trashley was weirdly on fire, until Ashley changed her mind again. And of course, the Dean/Tracey/Davina drama continued. Here’s what Twitter thought:

Any minute now John is going to break the news he really wanted a Polynesian. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 13, 2018

Dean doesn't need to speak, his eyebrows give it all away before his mouth ever opens. #MAFS
— Mickey Gene🌻💙🇦🇺 (@LineCrossed) March 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/ross1coe/status/973858372930777088

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https://twitter.com/CaptainJessFace/status/973844622085578753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

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On next season of #MAFS, John is back and is now looking for a lady who doesn’t want a Polynesian man and also lives or wants to live in Altona
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/BellaBatkovic/status/973854860444450816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

Troy trying to find a way not to offend Ash #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ckCiHQRiy4
— Simon Meehan (@MeehanSimon) March 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/SYSC94/status/973854353382506497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

Sarah: "would you move to Melbourne for me, and if so, when?"
Telv: "I've already got a job and am in the process"
Sarah: "not good enough!" #MAFS
— Emma Bamford (@emma_bamford) March 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/bridgetgllsp/status/973860512650833921